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Thursday, April 7 8:29 am (link) -
I, personally, can't wait until the subject of Mike's column is how many groupies Mötley Crüe scored on the Dr. Feelgood tour. I'm pretty sure he knows the answer. The trick would be comparing and contrasting the quality of the groupies fielded by Mötley Crüe and Metallica during their heyday. That's pretty much all the internet is good for anyway.
The subject of this entry was going to be the shame of being over six feet tall and unable to dunk. This suprises some people, which leads to comments such as:
"Yo man, what was with that layup? Why didn't you just dunk it, B?"
"Because I didn't...want to?"
It's sad when someone with 6 inches less height than you can dunk with room to spare, but your own lack of hops makes people ask if you even jumped for that last rebound. I did jump, you jerks. I just don't have your ups.
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